For the last couple of weeks I’ve been watching all these kids around Brunswick St and realised they don’t need jeans made from fancy European denim that costs a bomb. All they really want are jeans. Made to fit and made to last – a pair of jeans they can treat like a canvas – spill a $4 bimbo’s pizza on them and not care. Wear them to a gig at the Royal Derby and never mind the spilled drinks or ass sweat.
I’m gonna make a denim brand for the kids…skin tight…always fits right.
Some words from some peeps after my own heart:
“My skinny black Nudies. They are like a second skin. Never come off, never been washed. All about preservation. So hard to find good jeans these days. Maybe Ziggy can be my next skin?” John Kotsopoulos
“Give me two pipes and I’ll make you some pants or perhaps you’d prefer some new age chaps with fake grass fringes. Harem ‘poo cradle’ pants are the comfortable option just cut two holes in a potato sack. Such versatility in the humble pant long johns complete with flap or super skinny high waisted irridescent wet look electric blue. Don’t worry its not an anorexic smurf. Just to be left field I might even wear pants tomorrow night the scort has had its time” Sarah Crowe
